Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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animatronicsheep:

Chu Wobbles

animatronicsheep:

Chu Wobbles

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themayorgothamneeds:

acnl-nitpick:

create-crossing:

acnl-nitpick:

I JUST TRIED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HER “SITTING” IN HER BED AND THIS SAUCY PICTURE HAPPENED

Come here and enter my pitfall

HAHAHAHA NOOOO

Her eyes frighten me.

themayorgothamneeds:

acnl-nitpick:

create-crossing:

acnl-nitpick:

I JUST TRIED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HER “SITTING” IN HER BED AND THIS SAUCY PICTURE HAPPENED

Come here and enter my pitfall

HAHAHAHA NOOOO

Her eyes frighten me.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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ladygolem:

this is really important

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard